The Roast Set to a Beat
A bachelor party needs one thing that's actually about the groom. Make a hip-hop roast, country drinking song, or rock anthem with his name and every bad decision in the lyrics. $23.99 for two recordings.
A custom bachelor party song with the groom's name and your inside jokes. Two recordings for $23.99, usually ready about 15 minutes after payment.
From $23.99 · Free lyrics before payment · Two finished recordings
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Why this works better than a playlist
Every bachelor party has the guy who made a Spotify playlist. Cool. A custom song about the actual groom is a level up.
His name in the hook
Playing through the bluetooth speaker in the rental house. Blasting in the sprinter van on the way to the venue. Every chorus is the guys screaming his name back at the speaker.
The roast in verse form
College stories. The disaster ex. The bad fight at 2am in 2019. The time he said that thing everyone still quotes. All of it, turned into lyrics he'll send to the groomsmen group chat for the next ten years.
His actual genre
He listens to country? Country. Hip-hop? Hip-hop. Classic rock? Classic rock. Pick the genre and mood and the song hits his actual ear, not some generic wedding-DJ track.
How it works
Tell us the story, shape the lyrics, then pay to create the recordings.
Tell us the story
Share their name, your memories, and the inside jokes. We turn those details into lyrics.
Shape the lyrics
Choose a genre and mood, then edit every line until it feels right. The lyrics are free.
Pay and get two recordings
After payment, we create two finished recordings. Download the MP3s or share a link.
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When to play it
The bachelor weekend has moments. This song works at all of them:
The arrival / first round
Everyone shows up to the house, cracks the first beer, someone puts the song on the speaker. His name in the chorus. The weekend is officially started.
The toast at dinner
Best man speech is fine. Best man speech backed by a custom song about the groom is a different league. Play the song first, give the speech second. Or skip the speech entirely, the song does the work.
The video montage
Every groomsman is filming. A custom soundtrack turns the phone-shot chaos into something that actually edits into a highlight reel for the wedding reception.
The surprise at the wedding reception
Some groomsmen play the song at the wedding itself. The bride's reaction finding out what was in the bachelor party lyrics is its own moment.
The hangover replay
Sunday morning. Everyone's broken. Someone plays the song again. The fact that it exists is the joke.
The long-term group chat reference
Five years later the guys are still sending the song to each other on his anniversary. A custom song outlasts the weekend by a decade.
See The Moments That Matter
Real moments, captured the second they pressed play.
Dad Reaction in the Car <3
The moment they hear their song
Watch them hear it for the first time
What to put in the prompt
Best man rule of thumb: the more specific, the harder the guys will laugh. Include:
His full name plus whatever nickname the guys actually use.
How the group met (college, work, home neighbourhood).
The infamous night that's legend in the group.
The ex nobody wanted to mention.
His wife's name and how he met her.
His most-quoted phrase or catchphrase.
The job / hobby / obsession the guys rib him for.
One genuine line about why he's a good guy, slipped in between the roasts.
Questions best men ask before ordering
The song the group chat replays for years
Give us every roast-worthy story, approve the lyrics, and pay. Your $23.99 package includes two finished recordings, usually ready about 15 minutes after payment.
From $23.99 · Free lyrics before payment · Two finished recordings